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Here’s why I think @Calum5SOS should be my 1/4~ a thread by yours truly 
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1. I’m funny. I’m literally funnier than Pete Davidson. But not John mulaney. I will never disrespect John mulaney by saying I’m on the same level as him cause IM NOT
2. I like music. My tl consists of Hayley Williams thirst tweets and awsten knight ranting with caps lock on. @awsten why is that?
3. I write music. Not only do I listen to music, but I WRITE it too. Yep, youre looking at a future famous music producer and lyricist https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille"> music which is why you should follow so you can consider yourself an og https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">.
4. If you join my cul-I mean FANDOM aka the Cowbells, you will not regret it. We’re a loving family that just want to spread love and kindness.
5. Did I mention I’m a 5sos fan? I kinda thought it was obvious how much I love your band. Oh, and that song wildflower is the bomb! Cant really relate to the lyrics cause I’m a virgin but DAMN THAT SYNTH THO. I love me a good synth.
6. I love your dog. I just love duke. I know you love duke but also love duke.
7. As you could’ve realized already, I’m shit at grammar. But yk what I’m not shit at? Seeing someone’s beauty. You are beautiful. And if you don’t wake up, look in the mirror and say “I LOVE you” you’re not living right cause you should love yourself as much as I do.
8. I love @malikoa . Also I may or may not be using you just to get closer to her. Jk I love you both https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Funkelndes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Funkelndes Herz">
9. If you follow me, I will make your tl SNAZZY, JAZZY, and FUN https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">
10. This thread took me a while cause it’s 1 in the morning and I’m tired and fell asleep during half of writing it. Now enjoy this pic of botas
@Calum5SOS follow to accept invite to become 1/4. It’ll be fun.
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