Church people talk about "taking up their cross" and "laying down their life" and I& #39;m like, bitch, you won& #39;t even get a shot to protect the lives of the grannies at your church, maybe cool it with the hero fantasies.

Them, wearing a voice of the martyrs shirt: "I would LITERALLY DIE for my faith!"
Also them: What? Get a free shot that could possibly save the lives of my fellow congregants? And it& #39;s especially beneficial for the sick and elderly?? NAH

Do I have a specific pair of church people in mind as I tweet this? YES. Does it unfortunately apply to a lot of church people? Also yes.

Can& #39;t believe I attended a bible study all about "biblical womanhood" and listened for hours about self sacrifice from a person who would, two years late, go to fuckin DISNEY WORLD during a fucking pandemic last year. No vaccines, obvs.

Apparently that "I am second" slogan doesn& #39;t apply when your vacation is on the line. You& #39;ll go on and on about how Christians are supposed to die to themselves, but putting off your Disney vacation for 12 months and getting your fucking shots?? Now that& #39;s a bridge too far.