I am obsessed with when birds don& #39;t fly away from you

They& #39;re just like, "You& #39;re obviously not a predator + you stare at a computer all day. I& #39;m just going to not fly away and continue to be very cute"

And it& #39;s like hell yeah I couldn& #39;t hurt a fly even if my life depended on it in the wild. Stay here and look around very quickly with a content expression

And they& #39;re like hell yeah if it were me or you, I could probably kill you. If it were one of us, and it came to that. I& #39;m 0% afraid

And I& #39;m like why would one of us have to die and they& #39;re like you know, if I thought you were gonna take some eggs out of my nest or it was a contest or whatever. And I& #39;m like, do you mean like in that one Jennifer Lawrence movie what& #39;s it called, and they& #39;re like Hunger Games.