thread of my opinions on the signs and some placements based on the ppl i& #39;ve met and the things that i know don& #39;t take it personally this is for fun and jokes https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍌" title="Banane" aria-label="Emoji: Banane">
aries sun lawl

- this is a shit placement how do u guys live like this.
- can be cool. when ur not trying to be better than everyone!
- it& #39;s ok to have ur feelings reciprocated u don& #39;t have to get bored when ppl do feel the same abt u
- please get committed to smth for once!
aries moon.

- i have an aries moon so it& #39;s ok ig
- or maybe not it& #39;s actually a terrible placement
- can u open up sometimes
- it& #39;s ok to have intense emotions and show them at times u don& #39;t have to act tough every day . cry a little
- being a total dick isn& #39;t flirting btw
aries venus

- the absolute worst placement
- have u ever heard of . honesty
- it& #39;s ok to not want to commit but pls say that some ppl can& #39;t take the hint of u ghosting them every time u get bored of them!
- can be very loving tho once they& #39;re actually interested
- 6/10
aries mercury

- no thoughts just internal screaming
- kind of impulsive
- can only be patient w things they want to be patient w
- they come off as very flirty ? but that& #39;s how they communicate.
- actually very entertaining to be around they& #39;re funny
aries mars

- cool placement
- sexy ? sometimes.
- very risky would try anything at least once
- what is the thought process behind ur decisions I& #39;d like to know .
- insane
aries rising.

- i& #39;ve never met one ?
- do u guys even exist....
- i don& #39;t think u guys are as chaotic as ppl think
- some of the aries i& #39;ve met were very introverted and reserved but insane once they got comfortable
- idk man u guys are probably hot
taurus sun

- every taurus i& #39;ve ever met has either been annoying or cool
- sometimes act like they& #39;re crazy on purpose bc they don& #39;t wanna seem boring
- a lot of them don& #39;t even procrastinate as much as yall say they do
- very goal oriented
- organized and messy 50/50
taurus moon

- cute placement
- very wise emotionally
- knows how to talk to ppl and how to say what they wanna hear
- good comforters
- good listeners too
- idk they& #39;re just kinda deep if u want good advice talk to them they understand
taurus venus

- eh.
- they kinda like little details ? to give and receive them
- i think they& #39;re very loving and caring w the ppl they truly care abt
- won& #39;t expect much in return they just want to make sure ur feeling good when ur w them
taurus mercury

- very nice ppl to hang out with
- they& #39;re very funny once they stop trying to act like they know everything
- witty
- mom humour kinda
taurus mars

- so fucking stubborn the stereotypes are real
- won& #39;t accept they& #39;re not right
- have a hard time apologizing for that same reason
- if they decided smth they& #39;re gonna do it just the way they planned it or get ahngree
- i would drop kick one of u any time
gemini sun

- i hate all of u except for one person
- talk so much or don& #39;t talk at all
- very easygoing it& #39;s just easy to talk to them
- except they don& #39;t let u talk ?
- can be smart when they want to
- not two faced actually they just change their mind easily and often
gemini moon

- afraid of vulnerability
- doesn& #39;t know how to be emotional so they joke abt it hoping u get the hint
- can be dying in front of u but will keep acting like they& #39;re the shit
- they& #39;re very funny ?
- emotional but their emotions make them uncomfortable
gemini venus

- well.
- i don& #39;t know what to tell u
- would u be serious abt ur feelings for once ?
- i promise u making fun of ur love interest isn& #39;t flirting!
- open up.....sometimes it& #39;s good
- also don& #39;t get bored so quickly i beg u
gemini mercury

- now this is like the ultimate placement
- so smart like wow are u real
- very sarcastic but not in an annoying way
- convos w them can go from deep to absurd in seconds but it& #39;s entertaining and feels nice
- great talkers
gemini mars

- very collected imo
- won& #39;t tell u if they& #39;re mad at u they don& #39;t really care what u think
- but if they do tell u they probably have a list of reasons why they& #39;re mad at u
- can& #39;t make decisions to save their lives
gemini rising

- i think they& #39;re actually the loud ones
- always knows what to say
- so fucking funny they& #39;re the cool friends
- doesn& #39;t care abt looking mysterious they kinda are
cancer sun

- not the crybabies ppl make them seem to be
- can be emotionally manipulative
- victim complex https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤕" title="Gesicht mit Kopfbandage" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Kopfbandage"> i& #39;m sorry
- still they& #39;re open abt their emotions and ppl take advantage of that
- very loyal ppl who depend on other& #39;s love for them to stay alive
- don& #39;t do that .
cancer moon

- can be a good placement
- so in tune w their feelings and everyone else& #39;s
- love to make others feel cared abt and go out of their way to let them know
- they give too much expecting nothing so ppl just take everything and give nothing!
- and they don& #39;t even care
cancer venus

- can be a bit too much
- bc they love to give and don& #39;t know when to stop!
- it& #39;s ok to love someone but there are boundaries u know
- so sweet it becomes their downfall
- but still manipulate the ppl they care abt bc they think they& #39;re doing good to them .
cancer mars

- one of the worst placements to have i& #39;m sorry
- this is when the victim complex gets real
- can& #39;t argue for shit they will cry but not bc they& #39;re sad but bc they& #39;re so angry
- bottles up all those emotions until they just explode in their faces :/
- just weak
cancer rising

- um i don& #39;t know
- they look fragile but i promise u they& #39;re not
- feel kinda evil at times
- always look like they& #39;re on the verge of tears
- literal resting sad face can be having the best day of their lives but u would think they& #39;re abt to end it all
leo sun

- let me try to be nice
- hot .
- they& #39;re very confident on the outside but that& #39;s bc they& #39;re kinda insecure
- extremely loyal ppl it becomes annoying i& #39;m sorry
- some of u have friends just to show off that u have them bc u only care abt like 2 of them https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
leo moon

- it went from worse to worser
- if they& #39;re not in the spotlight they feel worthless
- they think abt themselves is that as either god or they& #39;re nothing . no in between
- have a lot of emotions but they don& #39;t show them to a lot of ppl bc they hate feeling exposed ?
leo venus

- just like leo suns have friends to show them off these ppl have relationships to feel flattered
- if they& #39;re not interested enough in someone they& #39;ll keep them around to have attention and that& #39;s kinda sad
- once they do care they& #39;re kinda sacrificial they& #39;re weird
leo mercury

- i like this placement actually
- they have a very main character aura abt them
- bc they know how to talk to ppl and keep them interested
- actually confident in their own intellect
- like to keep receipts on things ppl do and say but not in a bad way
leo rising

- i have a leo rising so it& #39;s awesome https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht">
- u look like the main character
- grabs ppl& #39;s attention easily imo they& #39;re easy to notice
- Can and Will be self centered
- that& #39;s it i don& #39;t have anything else to say.
virgo sun

- oh my fuckign god
- can be a control freak and a very organized person or just doesn& #39;t care abt anything
- it& #39;s ok to be vulnerable
- it& #39;s also ok to not be in control sometimes
- u can& #39;t fix everyone u meet fix urself first
virgo moon

- emotionally constipated
- they kinda Care like deep deep down they just don& #39;t think it& #39;s worth it to show that they just expect u to know
- goal oriented and becomes obsessed w this to the point of ignoring everything and everyone
virgo venus

- fuck u https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖕🏻" title="Stinke-Finger (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Stinke-Finger (heller Hautton)">
- worst venus placement to have trust me
- u can& #39;t control Everything in ur love life let things happen i& #39;m begging u
- correcting everything someone says won& #39;t make u look hot it actually makes u unbearable
- idk must be hard to be u
virgo mercury

- an actual decent placement
- so damn smart it& #39;s unreal
- but talking to u can be exhausting bc u think ur always right
- sometimes ur wrong and it& #39;s ok to admit that and shut up
- has good memory imo they remember things u tell them that& #39;s kinda cute ?
virgo mars

- fuck u too
- doesn& #39;t get angry very often but when they do they& #39;re gonna make u think it& #39;s ur fault
- so serious and for what
- taking risks is ok u should do that sometimes
virgo rising

- looks collected too
- also looks like they have their life together even if they don& #39;t
- the mom friend
- or the mom idk u choose
- appears smart and is smart sometimes
- huge ego.
libra sun

- u guys are supposed to be diplomatic and smart
- but ur like little kids . can& #39;t decide anything on ur own
- will ask u to help them choose smth and then choose the opposite of what u suggested
- this is probably the most watery air sign idk if that& #39;s good or bad
libra moon

- indecisive abt their emotions as well
- don& #39;t ever really know what they feel they just pretend they do
- the way they perceive themselves is cool tho
- they care so much abt everyone but don& #39;t know or want to show that
libra venus

- can u not rush into relationships!
- u can& #39;t plan a wedding w everyone u ever meet just bc they did the bare minimum
- they& #39;re very pretty tho
- very committed once they& #39;re interested
- overall a decent placement i think
libra mercury

- the actual smart ones
- very good at holding conversations
- love to be around ppl
- have really creative ideas ?
- great talkers too they just know what to do and say in front of others
libra rising

- u guys look like regina george
- also have this vibe of being very flowery . whatever that means
- manic pixie dream girl https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
- that& #39;s it i don& #39;t know many of u
scorpio sun

- u guys love to act mysterious even tho u aren& #39;t
- i& #39;m not like other girls complex
- want to know everything abt u but won& #39;t tell u shit abt themselves
- think they& #39;re the shit and sometimes they& #39;re not
- another sign i really don& #39;t like! /hj
scorpio moon

- if u have this placement seek help rn
- so obsessive it becomes unhealthy
- truly manipulative when they want to be and they totally know they are
- the actual mysterious ones
- u are what edgy ppl they are and u don& #39;t even try
scorpio venus

- the absolute worst i don& #39;t even know what to tell u
- also very obsessive
- can& #39;t let go and move on even if their lives depend on it
- if u date one of them ur never gonna really know who they are
- probably romanticizes toxic relationships https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
scorpio mercury

- scary
- listens to mainstream shit and acts like they& #39;re so unique . hand them the aux cord and they& #39;re gonna act like ugh this band is so underground u probably don& #39;t even know them and then it& #39;s mcr
- also remembers everything u tell them bc they& #39;re mean
scorpio mars

- this can be cool
- gets angry easily but knows how to deal w that
- so vengeful and for what
- will never forget what u did to them on april 1st, 2008 at 8:30:05 pm that& #39;s how vengeful they are
- will hold a grudge until they die
scorpio rising

- why do i feel like all of u have black hair
- very emo
- probably had an mcr phase that u never got out of
- gives a mysterious aura they think they& #39;re edward cullen
- "no one understands me"
- was also either scene or wanted to be
sagittarius sun

- the actual chaotic ones
- talks a lot and very fast
- a lot of them are so extroverted
- will always use humour to pretend they don& #39;t wanna die
- like it& #39;s ok to cry sometimes u don& #39;t have to joke abt it all the time....
- very social ppl it& #39;s easy to befriend
sagittarius moon

- also can& #39;t take their emotions seriously
- have a deep thought and then go crazy to pretend it didn& #39;t happen they fear vulnerability too
- once they get serious they& #39;re kinda scary bc it& #39;s a weird sight
- feels so much and expresses it all as a joke
sagittarius venus

- they love the chase
- would rather have their crush reject them to keep the emotion alive
- don& #39;t like commitment but not bc they can& #39;t do it they just don& #39;t like to feel tied up ? they like freedom
- they want someone who can let them be themselves
sagittarius mercury

- like i said it& #39;s easy to befriend them they& #39;re just very approachable
- good listeners once u talk abt smth they enjoy
- have random ideas and would do anything and everything to make them happen
- change their minds too quickly and too much
sagittarius mars

- kinda laid back ? even tho they& #39;re a fire sign, they& #39;re the most easygoing imo
- gets angry and acts petty to look cool .
- doesn& #39;t like confrontation but won& #39;t hesitate either to tell u when they& #39;re mad at u
sagittarius rising

- they all look like they haven& #39;t slept in weeks for some reason
- kinda restless
- they like to do a lot of things they hate routines
- looks very friendly or very intimidating
- also gives off a confident aura they are the shit and they know .
capricorn sun

- virgo but worse.
- hardworking regardless
- too serious sometimes
- but has good humor when they just let go of the serious front they put up
- incredibly controlling pls Chill
capricorn moon

- can come off as very dry and cold and they kinda are
- calculative and logical that& #39;s hot https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖕🏻" title="Stinke-Finger (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Stinke-Finger (heller Hautton)">
- they push their emotions aside so much it becomes overwhelming when they face them
- can and will be cold hearted if u do smth they don& #39;t like or that bothers them
capricorn venus

- not a really good placement either
- u see ur relationships like a system ? like it& #39;s smth for u to work on
- which is why ppl get the impression that u don& #39;t feel anything abt them even if u do
- so stubborn and difficult to get them to open up
capricorn mercury

- responsible
- great communication skills
- keeps receipts on things too
- won& #39;t talk to anyone unless they consider them smart enough to interest and entertain them
- hard to please :/ standards are way too high
capricorn mars

- also very scary
- is too cold hearted when it comes to express how they feel when they& #39;re mad
- they don& #39;t really care if they hurt ppl& #39;s feelings they& #39;re very blunt
- also being blunt and a jerk aren& #39;t the same thing pls be tender sometimes
aquarius sun

- i& #39;m an aqua sun so it& #39;s awesome.
- or not actually it kinda sucks
- u constantly feel like ppl don& #39;t get u
- actual i& #39;m not like other girls complex
- u think ur quirky and unique and u might be but don& #39;t make it ur only personality trait!
aquarius moon

- absolute shit placement
- hate Vulnerability so much u would rather get stepped on before u ever admit to others that ur having a bad time
- don& #39;t know how to deal w ur feelings and u feel like they& #39;re a burden to u
- pls....Open Up. this is a serious request
aquarius venus

- a fucking joke https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖕🏻" title="Stinke-Finger (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Stinke-Finger (heller Hautton)">
- u can& #39;t ever tell if u really like someone or ur just bored
- u see ur relationships like they& #39;re friendships
- if u get these ppl interested enough they become obsessive
- u probably have never had a wholesome romantic encounter in ur life
aquarius mercury

- ur so fucking cool .
- soso smart
- progressive and creative ideas all the time
- it& #39;s so easy for u to talk to ppl bc u always have smth to say
- if u want interesting deep entertaining convos talk to them
- they value intellect over feelings!
aquarius mars

- this is where the fun ends
- u will never know if they were ever mad at u
- they just detach . and act like nothing is happening
- so logical when they make decisions it can be scary
- so rebellious would actually do things to piss ppl off on purpose
aquarius rising

- very hot
- looks like they know everything and they probably do
- is always the weird kid .
- has a very small group of friends bc they think ppl are boring
pisces sun

- also not the sensitive ppl u guys make them seem to be
- kinda wise
- martyr complex
- this is probably the most airy water sign as well
- probably an empath
- feels Everything too deeply it hurts
pisces moon

- terrible
- like actually terrible. so many emotions that are just a bit too much for others to handle
- doesn& #39;t have boundaries!
- u don& #39;t know how to say no to ppl so they continue to take advantage of u
- a ppl pleaser :/
pisces venus

- so cute
- but very sacrificial they would die for u an unhealthy amount
- emotions can be too much once again
- give so much and expect that much in return and get disappointed when it doesn& #39;t happen
- also gives in too quickly they meet ppl and think it& #39;s love
pisces mercury

- a bad placement ngl
- can& #39;t communicate their thoughts effectively they get distracted
- talks a lot and doesn& #39;t say anything
- actually very profound once they manage to get their thoughts out of their heads
- very very artistic and creative
pisces mars

- i hate u.....
- weak as fuck i& #39;m sorry
- martyr complex but worser
- will cry in the middle of an argument out of rage and to make u feel guilty abt their own mistakes
- says they hate u but forget the next day
- the literal definition of this pic
pisces rising

- looks so mystic
- u want to dye ur hair or u do dye it different colors kinda often
- u like tattoos and piercings and just body art in general ?
- has good taste in everything honestly
- also has a resting sad face but in a melancholic way
tysm for supporting this thread and finding it entertaining!! i know there were placements i forgot to add and i haven& #39;t had the time to but if u have any questions or wanna know anything abt ur chart feel free to dm i& #39;m more than happy to help https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤲🏻" title="Hände nach oben gegeneinander (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Hände nach oben gegeneinander (heller Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌹" title="Rose" aria-label="Emoji: Rose">
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