I& #39;m entirely happy with all the physics-breaking nonsense that goes on in Control and all the SCP-like Altered Objects which defy explanation

but then they keep calling the mold a plant and I& #39;m like NO. IMPOSSIBLE. LEARN TO SCIENCE.
molds are funguses. fungi. fungipodes.
THE POINT IS THAT A MOLD IS A FUNGUS
Funguses have their own kingdom: it& #39;s kingdom Fungi.
They& #39;re neither plants nor animals.
although of the two, they& #39;re more closely related to animals.
I& #39;m just saying that you can have a big secret organization inside a mystical Oldest House which is in the middle of New York and yet no one can see it, but if you do, the scientists inside it studying all this reality-breaking stuff would still know that MOLD IS NOT PLANT
to be fair, there are some organisms called "molds" which aren& #39;t actually funguses, like slime molds and water molds.

BUT THOSE ARE PROTISTS.
WHICH AREN& #39;T PLANTS EITHER
maybe this is why the Federal Bureau of Control is able to collect so many Items Unexplainable By Science:
They& #39;re just really shit at science.
it& #39;s basically the same idea that anything flying can be a UFO if you just really suck at identifying objects
Anyway the most reasonable explanation I can think of for this:
They named it "the mold" when they first saw it because it looks like Earth-based molds (WHICH ARE FUNGUSEN)
later on they managed to test some samples and WHOOPS turns out it& #39;s actually a plant?
but the name already stuck.
ignoring the much bigger looming question of how do you do Linnaean taxonomy on stuff that comes out of an interdimensional/interplanetary rift.
You might find something that looks like grass so you say "CLEARLY IT GOES IN KINGDOM PLANTAE" and then you stick it under a microscope and WHOOPS NO CELL WALLS, NO DNA, NO CELLULAR NUCLEUS
and while you& #39;re arguing with the other scientists, it leans over and says "hey, dude, mold isn& #39;t a plant"
FINALLY A FUCKING SCIENTIST
of course now it& #39;s been confirmed that it& #39;s not actually mold.
so the name is wrong. but she also called it a fungus.
which clearly means it& #39;s a kind of yeast.
and she confirms it isn& #39;t mold or fungus because it& #39;s closest to that...
except bacteria.

SO WHY DON& #39;T YOU CALL IT A BACTERIA THEN
SCIENCE IS HARD ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU& #39;RE BAD AT IT
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