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one time a new oomf dmed me like "my ex was into [thing i like] and we ended on rly bad terms but u seem cool so maybe i& #39;ll get back into it" and i was like yeah don& #39;t let that asshole ruin it for you bestie !! turns out the ex was me
the realization was so gradual too bcs we& #39;ve both changed a lot since then so it& #39;s not like u could tell from our profiles they just started awkwardly quizzing me abt my personal life until we were both like oh my god
this was buried in the thread so Me talking shit abt their ex w them
imagine they see this tweet and dm me like "omg haha this happened to me and my ex too thats crazy wanna be mutuals"
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this had 200 likes when i went to bed and i didnt plug a fancam . fuck my life
70K WGAT THE FUCK
last one thank u
