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My mother is visiting. Ask her mostly anything!
“Yes, I admit I gave birth to him and am probably responsible for his sick sense of humor.”
“Yes, I admit I gave birth to him and am probably responsible for his sick sense of humor.”
"THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS PROUD!" She& #39;s spreading her arms like Jesus on the cross.
(She& #39;s Jewish, and thus responsible for the crucifixion.) https://twitter.com/reconbot/status/1386852134692532224">https://twitter.com/reconbot/...
(She& #39;s Jewish, and thus responsible for the crucifixion.) https://twitter.com/reconbot/status/1386852134692532224">https://twitter.com/reconbot/...
"I love long hair on a man." Then she winked. And now I& #39;m extremely uncomfortable. https://twitter.com/jhulten/status/1386852691079360517">https://twitter.com/jhulten/s...
"There were early indications, but then I started spending more time in the principal& #39;s office defending him than I did taking him to the park." https://twitter.com/turinggirl/status/1386852839583100930">https://twitter.com/turinggir...
"You mean how I felt about ill-equipped people who had no idea how to handle my son? Not great." https://twitter.com/tweetjoshtweet/status/1386853759591108608">https://twitter.com/tweetjosh...
She just described S3 and called it "Foot Locker by Amazon."
I just got upstaged something *FIERCE* by my own mother. https://twitter.com/jxxf/status/1386853846308302855">https://twitter.com/jxxf/stat...
I just got upstaged something *FIERCE* by my own mother. https://twitter.com/jxxf/status/1386853846308302855">https://twitter.com/jxxf/stat...
"Forget commit, he was incredible at disagreeing." https://twitter.com/suldrew/status/1386854814852673539">https://twitter.com/suldrew/s...
"He appeared in a basket on my doorstep, what else was I going to do? I recognize potential so I didn& #39;t throw him to the wolves." https://twitter.com/stevemushero/status/1386859454537244673">https://twitter.com/stevemush...
"Thank you so much, I& #39;m extremely proud of him. Almost as proud as I was when he super-glued his bully& #39;s locker shut in high school. It& #39;s not why he got thrown out, but frankly it belongs on his résumé." https://twitter.com/oceanbound/status/1386859559365451778">https://twitter.com/oceanboun...
"So many things, but he& #39;s feeding me this week so I have to behave myself." https://twitter.com/panykfelid/status/1386860982304190470">https://twitter.com/panykfeli...
"I have no idea what he actually does, so I don& #39;t really know what ten years is going to change." https://twitter.com/ricardo_f_magon/status/1386864771329191936">https://twitter.com/ricardo_f...
"Easy: @bequinning." https://twitter.com/wwb/status/1386863492796272642">https://twitter.com/wwb/statu...
"Corey has explained this to me countless times. I smile and nod, and have no idea on God& #39;s green earth what he does." https://twitter.com/anusien/status/1386862144726183938">https://twitter.com/anusien/s...
"What he does with his hair is none of my business." https://twitter.com/richburroughs/status/1386866738738827264">https://twitter.com/richburro...
"He memorized & #39;The Giant Jam Sandwich& #39; when he couldn& #39;t have been more than three years old." https://twitter.com/levi_mccormick/status/1386867959813967873">https://twitter.com/levi_mcco...
"I can& #39;t think of a more endearing way to describe him. Thank you." https://twitter.com/sc_codeum/status/1386869149956284425">https://twitter.com/sc_codeum...
"The time he corrected a middle school teacher& #39;s spelling, she said he was wrong, he came back with a dictionary, she said the dictionary was wrong, and he just stared at her with a look of pity." https://twitter.com/richseviora/status/1386869177105874948">https://twitter.com/richsevio...
“ABSOLUTELY NOT.” https://twitter.com/mauilion/status/1386896159365423105">https://twitter.com/mauilion/...
“Take five steps backwards, a couple of deep breaths, and have faith that he’ll do well for himself.” https://twitter.com/robborek/status/1386871796427722752">https://twitter.com/robborek/...
“Since he got his life where he wants it as an adult (his biggest achievement!), I don’t see him making too many mistakes. Mostly because he doesn’t call me enough.” https://twitter.com/alisonst/status/1386869169015058432">https://twitter.com/alisonst/...
