my friend is watching cql for the first time and he legit said out loud that the only people there he trusts are

- nie huaisang
- meng yao
he saw the scene where they welcome the sects etc and in his opinion the character with a good smile & the dude with the birds are the only trustworthy im--
his 1st impression of characters so far
wwx: will make a dumb mistake
lwj: has special abilities (bc they use slow motion whenever he walks in)
lxc: smartest guy
lqr: will be disappointed. look at him, he already is.
jiang cheng: so pure
jiang yanli: relatable queen
our rule is that i can share opinions if i say what i thought while watching for the first time without telling him if i was right or wrong about it

so i told him i love jin zixuan and i was rooting for him not to be harmed https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht">

my friend: he& #39;s handsome, he won& #39;t https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht">
best commentary by my friend so far:

@ lwj "jfc, who died and left HIM in charge?" (it was a reference to the good place but he nailed it more than he knows)

also said "im just gonna assume in a world of swords whoever is not carrying one is gonna die" huh https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht">
MY FRIEND SOMEHOW DOESN& #39;T REMEMBER WWX DIED?????????????????????????? HE WAS LITERALLY CALLING XIAO ZHAN HANDSOME THROUGH THE ENTIRE CLIFF SCENE AT THE BEGINNING I THINK HE GOT DISTRACTED JFC
i said "well at least you know what happens to wei wuxian"

he goes "... i do?"

me "i mean, you know a pretty significant thing that happens to him"

my friend "what do you mean, where?"

i think he literally got too distracted by xiao zhan& #39;s beauty to keep up
i have showed cql and live tweeted reactions of a bunch of people (my mom, my sister, etc) but man this is the first time someone FORGETS WWX DIES

my friend would not survive if not for me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙆🏻‍♀️" title="Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau gestikuliert „OK“ (heller Hautton)">
my friend is getting attached to all of the wrong characters the meme i used for this thread becomes more accurate by the minute
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