So this one time at a new job, new boss, new coworker.... I had to work out of my car.. so you know. You pee in a cup. Well... I had chick-fil-a that day.. I wasn’t able to get rid of it because ppl were around. So I’m the cup holder it stayed. 1/3

Fast Forward.. coworker comes to help with paperwork. I lift out the cup and the bottom had disintegrated... I throw it out, didn’t notice coworker decided to pick up screws on the cup holder. I turn around he’s sniffing the screws... 2/3

Obviously my face gave it away and he says “it’s your urine isn’t it?” I smile and you know what he responds with?? “First mistake... not using a cup from Taco Bell or McDonald’s” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht"> #Str8Kristen #Millennial #Comedy #Urine #PeeGirls