Okay... So here& #39;s a problem... This is the final white Jesus in our church
But nobody knows how to get him down
Because technically this room doesn& #39;t exist
And nobody knows how to access it
I know the room doesn& #39;t exist because my office is kinda under it...
And... We don& #39;t know how "white Christ" got up there to begin with
White Christ could be two years old... Could be 90 years old
I wish I was kidding
Since I& #39;ve been at this church I& #39;ve defeated

*American flag in sanctuary
* "That& #39;s my pew"
* The other white Jesus& #39;s

This is the last white Christ... The Omega white Christ.
This building is 121 years old
That is to say.. I& #39;m 100% sure there& #39;s a dead person somewhere in here
White Christ is truly a mystery
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