Thread by @mspaintpics, Lulu Lala socmed but theyre already dating and everyone else has to [...]

Lulu Lala socmed but theyre already dating and everyone else has to figure it out but they can’t bc everyone assumed they just don’t date even though they literally have matching layouts

Everyone else: wow you guys are a couple of besties
Lulu & Lala: haha couple :)

Venti, tweeting:

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht"> ugh my bestie doesn’t hang out with me anymore, he’s always with Diluc. Wtf it’s like he’s his new bestie
Zhongli, commenting: Am I this “bestie”?
Venti, replying: yes tf bitch where are u, we were suppose to see a movie

Zhongli, replying :Oh? I’m sorry, I thought I planned that with Diluc. We are already in the theater.
Venti: WTF NO WAY?
Zhongli: Yes? [picture with Diluc and him in the theater:

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌️" title="Siegeshand" aria-label="Emoji: Siegeshand">,

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙂" title="Leicht lächelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Leicht lächelndes Gesicht">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌️" title="Siegeshand" aria-label="Emoji: Siegeshand">]
Venti: NO DONT SHOW ME WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

Venti, new tweet: This is crazy. I’m having major FOMO rn who won’t me
Xiao, commenting: Eho do I need to fight?
Venti, reply: ur dad
Xiao: That’s not funny, Venti.
Venti: ??????

Venti, new tweet: everyone hates me today.
Kaeya, comment: need a drink, pal?
Venti, reply: you’re gonna be my new BFFie

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht">
Diluc, reply: Sorry, I’m not at my bar right now. Come later.
Venti: WE KNOW OMG

Kaeya, new tweet: My brother is never at his bar these days

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht"> I can’t annoy him
Rosaria, comment: He’s always with that guy, Zhongli.
Kaeya, reply: you think he’s finally getting some lol
Rosaria: LMAOOOO no way, it’s probably his plug, he looks way more relaxed these days

Kaeya: HELLO? And he’s not sharing? Wtf

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">
Venti, reply: ??? Zhongli isn’t a dealer??
Rosaria: Okay, but do you even know him anymore? I saw that you became an ex-best friend.
Venti blocks Rosaria

HELP IM WRITING A SOCMED AU INSTEAD EDITING ONE SUJSSHXJCZG CA..but I can’t stop...it’s so fun to think about

Diluc, new tweet: Saw that new movie. It was pretty good.
Zhongli, commenting: Really? I could have sworn you were looking at me most of the time.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht">
Diluc, reply: I can explain. I was looking both ways constantly to make sure the exits were secured and no accident would occur.

Venti, reply: ??? HEY. HEY??
Diluc: What’s wrong, Venti?
Venti: you guys never include me in anything anymore!! You didn’t answer my texts and now you flex how close you are on tl? Kinda fucked up :/
Zhongli: I’m sorry, it slipped my mind this time. It’s my fault.

Venti: you’re lucky that you I trust and love you guys
Zhongli: Haha, love you too.
Diluc: Thank you for your trust.
Zhongli, untagging Venti, replies right under Diluc: And I love you the most!

Lisa, new tweet: What’s this?

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">
[screenshot of the tweets in my previous entry]
Vent, commenting immediately: ????????????
Kaeya, commenting: LMAO BETRAYAL
Venti, replying to Kaeya:

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht">and you would know
Kaeya, reply: At least I was the one doing it

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">

Ganyu, QRTing Lisa: Should I be concerned?

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😓" title="Gesicht mit kaltem Schweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit kaltem Schweiß"> That’s my dad in that screen cap...
Xiao, commenting: Can we just give him some privacy?
Hu Tao, replying to Xiao: bro he literally behind that guys back LMAO
Zhongli, commenting: You shouldn’t be concerned.

Zhongli, new tweet: I love Diluc the most. Why is that so controversial?
Venti, commenting immediately: ?? YOU LITERALLY JUST MET HIM A MONTH AGO?? WHAT ABOUT ME, Ur bestie? UR CHILDREN?
Zhongli, replying: Yes, you are still my “bestie” and yes I love my children.

Venti, replying: not anymore apparently ? Diluc’s so boring, how is he ur new bestie
Zhongli, reply: He’s not my “bestie”?

Venti, new tweet: In your face red head [screenshot of the previous entry]
Kaeya, commenting: got him
Rosaria, replying to Kaeya: I’m blocked what’s the update
Kaeya: Zhongli isn’t BFFs with Diluc, in 4K
Rosaria: oh lmao I thought you were going to say they’re dating

Jean, new tweet: I was at work and I come back to my feed up in flames? Did Venti get cheated on? Or is Diluc dating someone?
Lisa, commenting: It’s just a friend’s quarrel, it’s funny, I’ll dm you the screenshots
Diluc, commenting: I don’t know about Venti, but I am dating.

Kaeya, QRTing Diluc’s comment: HELP ? NO WAY
Rosario, commenting: HUH??
Venti, commenting: omg.
Diluc, commenting: ? Is it not obvious?
Kaeya, QRTing Diluc’s comment:
Who woulda thunk

Diluc, new tweet: I’ve been dating for a while? Why is everyone surprised??
Zhongli, commenting:

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
Venti, commenting: Okay but who??
Jean, commenting: haha who’s the lucky girl
Kaeya, commenting: is it Donna lmao

Diluc, new tweet: I thought it was obvious that I am dating Zhongli. Our banners and icons are perfectly coordinated.
Everyone involved, commenting variations of this: WAIIIITITT OMG?? WE THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT?? OOOOH OOOOOO

Venti, new tweet: my besties are dating omg

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> no wonder I was left out

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz"> why didn’t they just say so
Zhongli, commenting: I said I love him.
Venti,replying:

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> that could mean anything
Diluc,commenting: Didn’t we kiss in front of you?
Venti, replying: we all kiss our homies

Diluc, replying: No??
Venti: Sorry, I forget you don’t drink and you’re no fun

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">
Zhongli, replying to both: Diluc is tons of fun!
Venti: yeah yeah get a fuckin room

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> no wonder y’all are good for each other
[end-ish]

I can’t add to this anymore because I feel cringe that this is a script and not an actual zhongluc socmed edit

I based venti on the way zixuan, @/ ribbozi , tweets bc that mf is so funny

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