https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Ausdrucksloses Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Ausdrucksloses Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht"> https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1331698780073320449">https://twitter.com/elonmusk/...
The Onion is way better at making jokes about Democrats.
The Babylon Bee is like 90% just “lol identify as attack helicopter! woke something something!” stuff that doesn’t even hit.
Like come on. This is funny https://politics.theonion.com/amy-mcgrath-blows-remaining-campaign-funds-on-lavish-co-1845574869">https://politics.theonion.com/amy-mcgra...
Amy McGrath Blows Remaining Campaign Funds On Lavish Concession Bonanza

FRANKFORT, KY—In an effort to ensure every last cent of the raised $84 million was put to good use, defeated Democratic Senate candidate Amy McGrath reportedly blew her remaining campaign funds...

https://politics.theonion.com/amy-mcgrath-blows-remaining-campaign-funds-on-lavish-co-1845574869
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht"> https://politics.theonion.com/stress-of-presidency-already-ages-biden-10-years-1845565660">https://politics.theonion.com/stress-of...
Stress Of Presidency Already Ages Biden 10 Years

All the latest politics coverage from The Onion, America's finest news source.

https://politics.theonion.com/stress-of-presidency-already-ages-biden-10-years-1845565660
Lol https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1222989139739660288">https://twitter.com/theonion/...
Heh https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1237411909525217281">https://twitter.com/theonion/...
Roasted https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1154487500984864769">https://twitter.com/theonion/...
Meanwhile... I mean... this is just weak
Meanwhile... I mean... this is just weak
Meanwhile... I mean... this is just weak
Meanwhile... I mean... this is just weak
Meanwhile... I mean... this is just weak
This was a classic https://politics.theonion.com/departing-obama-tearfully-shoos-away-loyal-drone-follow-1819579548">https://politics.theonion.com/departing...
Departing Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of White House

‘Go On Now, Git,’ Says Former President

https://politics.theonion.com/departing-obama-tearfully-shoos-away-loyal-drone-follow-1819579548
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