So the Prime Minister can& #39;t answer MPs& #39; questions on Covid because he can& #39;t work his laptop and no one can come in and help him work it because he& #39;s self-isolating
Boris Johnson is due to give a press conference at 7pm. He has two and a half hours to find the unmute button on his laptop
Matt Hancock has now been filling in for Boris Johnson for 25 minutes. "We& #39;re still hoping to get back in touch with the Prime Minister at some point," says the Speaker
"We think we& #39;re going to get the Prime Minister back," says the Speaker, after 45 minutes
At last, Boris Johnson is back. "I hope viewers will not think I was trying to evade scrutiny," he says
Anti-lockdown Tory MP Sir Desmond Swayne glares up at the giant screen with Boris Johnson& #39;s face on it, then barks: "HE LOVED BIG BROTHER!"
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