In the beginning, there was the Wii.
Then, came Kinect.
Tonight, I unite them in technological sin.

Wii Sports Kinect.
That& #39;s what this thread is gonna build to.
you say it& #39;s impossible?
I& #39;m the world& #39;s single most effective idiot. I LIVE in impossible

this could be an absolutely legendary thread.

Wiinect, BABY, that& #39;s the concept.
LET& #39;S GO
SHIT, OKAY, I JUST TWEETED ALL THAT.
WE NEED A PLAN, and mine has 3 PARTS.

1. REVIVE the Kinect, and do ACTS OF DECEPTION to disguise ourselves as a wiimote.
2. FORCE the Wii Menu to RUN ON the Kinect.

and 3- small steps to giant leaps- add *Kinect support to Wii Sports*
STEP 1: DISGUISE THE KINECT
Here& #39;s basically what we& #39;re trying to achieve.
First, we need to actually USE the kinect.

With my undeniable MS Paint Graphic Design Skillz and some of my own old code, I& #39;m getting this basic body tracking setup running...
BODY TRACKING WORKS, I PROVED IT WITH SCIENCE

That red rectangle? That& #39;s how we& #39;re gonna replace the Wii& #39;s light-bar.
Now we talk about the trench coat.
The disguse, the deception.
How we& #39;re going to turn your entire fucking body into a Wii Remote.
We& #39;re gonna start simple. Just the pointer.
I call this: Minorit-wii Report, but you can call it Cool Box.

You& #39;re gonna draw Cool Box IN THE AIR, and your HAND will become a pointer.
To press the A button, close your fist.
I fully expect Cool Box fanart by the end of the night.
He& #39;s a cool box.
Playing Sports, well... that& #39;s gonna require more than just pointing.
I& #39;m almost scared to tell you. So I& #39;ll hold off for now.
DRAWING COOL BOX
AND WE GOT FANART https://twitter.com/AndDrewAThing/status/1330374312189190145?s=20">https://twitter.com/AndDrewAT...
What& #39;s about to happen isn& #39;t just stupid, but actively dangerous, a teensy bit.

Because I& #39;m not just running this input through a Wii.
I& #39;m making half of the wii remote... my personal computer.
we& #39;re going to turn your BODY MOTION into a KEYBOARD CLICKS and MOUSE MOVEMENTS

on my DESKTOP

then FEED THAT INTO the WII

this means that if i BEND MY ARM WRONG

i could FUCK UP MY ENTIRE COMPUTER
listen
if i delete work-critical files
c& #39;est la vie

you have backups, right @WritNelson
?
...holy shit.
HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKS
KINECT ON A WII
THIS IS REAL LIFE
WE& #39;RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
(and ofc etc etc emulating bc I only have one night, microcontroller people get at me)
We& #39;re moving into act 3.
The real reason I began this thread. You know what it is...
I& #39;m making Wii Sports playable with your ENTIRE BODY
Right now, we& #39;re just using the pointer.
We& #39;re not anything about & #39;wii remote shaking& #39;, or anything
It& #39;s like the sensor bar is moving around the wii remote, but the remote isn& #39;t moving.
no accelerometer.

that& #39;s gonna change.

We need to understand how the sports work.
Baseball and tennis are almost entirely & #39;shake& #39; and timing-based, plus the general direction of your swing. Boxing is & #39;punch& #39; and & #39;block& #39; based on the tilt and shake.

So what if we got rid of precision motion, and mapped "general movement" to the hand X and Y?
That should at least get us Tennis. Let& #39;s start with Tennis.
OOPS.
NOTHING HAPPENED.
SOMETHING& #39;S AFOOT.
Oof. The hand motion is fine, but it gets lost when we send the motion as computer mouse input.
Guess we have to encode your body movements as a bunch of key presses after all
OKAY I WAS A LITTLE LATE BUT IT WORKED
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