The Industrial estate press conference, a thread....
Don says he want a press conference at the Four Seasons, now where’s google on this thing
Now, F O U R S E A..... there it is.....
Hello Four Seasons
This is Rudi Giuliani, Former major of New York, saviour of 9/11, single handedly ended all crime in the city, chief advocate, consigliere, friend & attorney for the greatest president of all time DONALD J TRUMP
Well hello Mr Giuliani how can I help you?
We would like to use your venue for a major press conference today
Oh, I see, but sir I don’t think you understand
NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND, we have an agreed rate with your company, €25k per conference, if you back out now I’ll sue your ass
Well ok, if you say so Mr Giuliani
You’d better make room for a lot of press, this is a major event
Well I can move some plants around, set you up outside
Perfect, then CNN won’t be able to use any of their “irresponsible COVID commie” bullshit
Eh I guess, I’ll send you the address so
You do that, see you at 3
God damn liberal Hotel employees, that showed him
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