Considering Helen& #39;s weird obsession so called "phallic imagery" it& #39;s probably in her best interest for me to label all the places she shouldn& #39;t go at the risk of her seeing something that might remind her of a willy and send her into a mouth-frothing frenzy

Some places to avoid: https://twitter.com/helenstaniland/status/1321438659871154177">https://twitter.com/helenstan...

Helen, you might want to avoid Paris in case you start thinking of willies again:

@helenstaniland you might want to avoid Shanghai in case you start thinking of willies again:

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you might want to avoid Pisa in case you start thinking of willies again:

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you might want to avoid Casablanca in case you start thinking of willies again:

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you might want to avoid Ontario in case you start thinking of willies again: