Everything sucks, so I& #39;m going to cheer you up by telling you a story about the time my child completely embarrassed me at a family dinner. Please laugh at my pain lol. So my kids are about 2 years apart.

I was recovering from childbirth & juggling a baby & toddler & needed to use the bathroom, which means we all went together & the cats. Whole potty party in there. Anyway, I hadn& #39;t exactly had the time or physical capability to trim the hedges, so to speak.

So my oldest notices & asks me what is "that"? So I tell her it& #39;s hair & it& #39;s normal for grown up ladies to grow it on their vaginas. But she& #39;s a little girl, so it& #39;s normal that she doesn& #39;t. At which point she tells me that it& #39;s really big.
Thanks kid lol

Have I mentioned I was exhausted & had a new baby & toddler & clingy cats? But anyway, I didn& #39;t think too much of it because kids, you know? So later we all got dressed & went to my lovely SIL& #39;S house for a big family dinner. Everything was going great.

At one point, it got quiet as everyone had started eating a really delicious dinner & my sweet toddler decided this was The Moment & loudly announced: My Mommy has a Big Hairy Bagina! Folks, she said it so proudly, like I had grown a Magical Apple Orchard.

Of course everyone immediately swiveled to stare at me & honestly there was no way to salvage the situation so I said, It& #39;s true I do https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷" title="Person shrugging" aria-label="Emoji: Person shrugging"> & went back to eating my mashed potatoes while she sat there beaming about how she had hyped up my "accomplishments"

Anyway, please think of this when deciding if you& #39;re ready for kids or not yet, because this isn& #39;t even my most embarrassing story folks. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht">