Hi new people! Welcome! You know why you’re here right? Cool. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😝" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">

1. I tweet a lot. I am not currently working and I get bored easily. It’s like 80% CMB and 20% me. If this ratio bothers you, totally understand. Unfollow/mute. I’m not being paid here. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌🏼" title="Siegeshand (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Siegeshand (mittelheller Hautton)">We’re good!

2. I only block for meanness. Just be nice. Even if we disagree.

3. I do like Sam but C is MAH GIRL. You do you though!

4. Twitter has a lot of awful people but it has a LOT of great people, too.

Anything you want to know, just ask. DM if that’s better for you.

I use a lot of hashtags. Some of them I made up. Here’s the thing, you can use them, too. I don’t care. I don’t get paid for them. So really, it’s not that serious. I love seeing them pop up elsewhere. Also things like Angry Mouse Chinhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Registered-Trade-Mark-Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Registered-Trade-Mark-Symbol"> & The Blinkhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="™️" title="Registered-Trade-Mark-Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Registered-Trade-Mark-Symbol"> are not actually trademarked

I also make the quotes for #CaitrionaSaid and the @CaitrionaSaid accounts. Take what you want. Again, I don’t get paid. It’s my little service to the awesomeness of CMB who led me to the amazing women I call my good friends. They know who they are.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">

Oh this is me: