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let me tell ya a little story about the worst case of dirty macking i’ve ever witnessed
so one of my mans back in the day (don’t bangs with him no more) invites me to this house party and i’m like iight sounds good i’m with the static. i put on my best boot cut jeans and some electric blue foams
this was like 2010 so that’s was valid i think. but whatever we get there and the shit wild lit. wasn’t too much liquor cause we was underage but it was still lit
i stayed next to him most the night cause i ain’t know much people there. we went to different high schools so he knew them all i just knew him and a few guys
so whatever he’s talking to some girl i recognize her cause she’s been to his crib before with her boyfriend who was his boy or so i was told
night goes on and they start dancing. me i’m minding my business thinking they just dancing or whatever. dance is over and we go to the kitchen me and him. she just happens to stroll by and he calls her
he start trying hug her and telling her “let’s go eat after this and we can chill at my crib” i’ll give you a ride home. i ain’t think much of it i was just like “damn how ima get home now he was my ride”
he’s trying and trying and of all a sudden she’s goes “stop you know _____ is my boyfriend and he’s your friend i can’t do that”
me i’m like
me i’m like
his reply was the most dirty macking shit i’ve ever heard in my entire life. this man broke all rules of guy code, he basically threw the book in a bonfire and watched it burn
he said 
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i’ve never left a place so fast in my life. you would have thought there was a fire in the kitchen. i just left like nah this can’t be real life and walk home in the cold.
moral of the story is always bring a coat cause you never know when you’re gonna have to walk home
craziest part is them 2 niggas still chill together “bro’s over hoes” headass. i hope he sees this
