I& #39;m sorry to break this to you, America, but the rest of the world has been laughing at you since Bush.

Someone has to tell you. We haven& #39;t respected you in decades. You& #39;re a joke.

Is this something you don& #39;t know? I feel like you& #39;re all sucking on your own bullshit. https://twitter.com/michelleinbklyn/status/1317142375433646082">https://twitter.com/michellei...

That "shining city on the hill" thing... you don& #39;t believe that, do you?

Snort.

The rest of us wish there were some Illuminati plot going on in the US.

Your whole system was beaten by Biff Tannen.

Embarrassing.

40% of your population was taken in by the dumbest, most obviously-, corrupt motherfucker on the planet.

There& #39;s not a country on the planet you can look down on.

Suckle on your shame.

I& #39;m sorry if that& #39;s harsh. But this self- serving mythology shields you from the truth.

The rest of us care about your dumb politics because you have all those nukes and you emit all that pollution

That& #39;s it. We& #39;d ignore you if we could.

Goddamn, the rest of us wish we could ignore you.

I mean, fucksake, if I could get back the time I& #39;ve spent learning about the US supreme court system, I would.

So fucking dumb. The only thing standing between you and the 50s was one old cancer-ridden woman?

Sad.

Ok, so I wrote this thread last night when I was preeeeettttyyy tipsy.

And I might have been harsher than I should have been.

The rest of us have our own share of groan- worthy politics, ignorant conspiracy theorists, etc.