rating places i peed my pants as a kid: a thread (/srs)
target: -15/10 my sister made me laugh too hard. had to wrap my jacket around my waist and go home
burger king: 2/10 my sister made me laugh too hard again. this was terrible
elementary school: 7/10 it was at the very end of the day so i got to go home and no one noticed
parking lot: 5/10 really weird experience i didn& #39;t rlly know where i was also i don& #39;t remember how i got home https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😀" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">
mcdonalds play place: 6/10 my sister made me laugh too hard (this is a common theme) it was completely empty and no once noticed
literally just walking on the sidewalk: 1/10 my sister made me laugh too hard Again. had to walk home w peed pants
skating rink: 3/10 this sucked. nothing more to say
end of thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❀" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands"> i don& #39;t pee my pants anymore god bless
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