If she attracts attention from men in public cus i can& #39;t fight and i don& #39;t need that stress in my life. https://twitter.com/16cav_/status/1316674631722565633">https://twitter.com/16cav_/st...

you& #39;re in bull ring one day. you hear a throaty "yo choongting come over here". you try to ignore it and keep walking. but your girl looks and then says the words you& #39;re dreading... "aren& #39;t you gonna do something?"

no baby i is not im going home

or say you& #39;re walking down ladypool road and someone screams from their car "ur arse is nice"... imma just say thank you and convince my girl i thought they were talking to me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😣" title="Standhaftes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Standhaftes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands">

ugly girls = peace

if anybody needs reassurance this is purely satire i have never had a gf so i don& #39;t know what I& #39;d do in the situation https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands">