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there& #39;s an old lady who& #39;s been selling books to us for as long as anyone can remember because no-one is able to say no to her
she crushes the will to resist like a rampaging visigoth in a shawl
she crushes the will to resist like a rampaging visigoth in a shawl
everyone thinks they& #39;re going to be able to refuse
but no
she gets them in the end
with her vicelike politeness
sealing the deal like a guillotine
but no
she gets them in the end
with her vicelike politeness
sealing the deal like a guillotine
OLD LADY: I want to sell this book
ME: yes well as I told you last week it& #39;s not really for u-
OLD LADY: I could die tomorrow
ME: um well I don& #39;t see how that-
OLD LADY: in my sleep. I wouldn& #39;t blame you.
ME: yes well as I told you last week it& #39;s not really for u-
OLD LADY: I could die tomorrow
ME: um well I don& #39;t see how that-
OLD LADY: in my sleep. I wouldn& #39;t blame you.
OLD LADY: my cat is dying
ME: but this book really isn& #39;t worth any mon-
OLD LADY: he is my only companion all those days I spend alone in my house with no heating
ME:
OLD LADY: the world is so cruel
ME: but this book really isn& #39;t worth any mon-
OLD LADY: he is my only companion all those days I spend alone in my house with no heating
ME:
OLD LADY: the world is so cruel
there was a point where we had to make a box of Guilt Books foisted on us by means of emotional blackmail, I think it& #39;s still there under all the detritus
omg I just realised I haven& #39;t seen her in months WHAT IF SHE DIED i regret this thread
everyone pray for book bandit octogenarian lady
