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5kz as quotes from toddlers and tiaras: a thread
F3l!x: "all the girls here want to be friends, i just want to win. im like & #39;i dont wanna be friends with you, cant you tell i dont like you?& #39;"
Ch4ngb!n: "if i dont win i& #39;ll tackle the judges"
Ch4n: "it makes me happy when mommy cries"
J!svng: "if you touch my crown i& #39;ll bite you"
Hyvnj!n: "it doesnt matter if you can breathe or not, it only matters if you look beautiful"
S3vngm!n: "it was funny but i dont like you so im not gonna laugh"
Je0ng!n: "sometimes when people are rude to me, i pray they get run over by a truck"
L!n0: "remember what i told you about nerds? thats who you wanna marry, & #39;cause they make a lot of money"
end of thread owhshf
