This older straight dude just told me I’m what was missing out his life..... I brought up his wife and he said she’s 3,000 miles away... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht"> I know this is just older southern church boy talk

But If I was an idiot I would def take these as signals. I’m not gonna put the 3 weeks of other shit he says/ does....https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht"> he’s so touchy feely too

But maybe he’ll let me ride a tractor while drinking a 40 one day (low key goal in life)

Ok I’m done with this thread but he came around again and said “there’s just no one like you” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">