This SARS guys are disgusting,I was apprehended by them one morning,this guys searched my phones my mail nothing . Then they asked what was in my pocket ,I told them it was a beard oil , cuz I just went to pick up a delivery of the beard oil I ordered.
Can you imagine this guys told me to follow them to the station ,and I was just few steps away from my house . I asked them if I could get my ID CARD in my house they said no..that I should listen unless they’d rough handle me
So eventually when I got there they took me into one stupid place all of them were bringing in different people,drivers ,okAda riders ,and all .
Finall after like 4hours they came to me then . I asked what was my offense they said ,ITS CANCER , that where’s the NAFDAC NUMBER
I was like NAFDAC NUMBER ON BEARD OIL ..wtf something I ordered online what’s my own ..they said I will take them to the supplier that they will arrest the person ..they forced me to write one stupid statement. The funny thing is you right exactly opposite of what happened.
Whenever I tried to write ,exactly what happened they will shout and tell me I’m not ready . The police man would threaten me that I’d sleep in cell. YHE FUNNIEST THING IS THEY DIDNT EVEN LET ME LOCK THE DOOR OF MY HOUSE ,WHAT IF MY GRANDMA WAS IN THERE , OR MY MUM WAS SICK
They just took me there ,thank God I stayed alone ,and my girlfriend was in my house waiting for me for like hours. Before I got out they said I should pay 50k I told them i don’t have that type of money.
I said even if I had that type of money ,how was I supposed to give them when they didn’t let me go inside my house to lock my door or take my wallet (I STAY ALONE ) . I just had my phone to cut the long story short, my battery was very low .
This SARS took my phone charged it to like 10 ..so I begged them that it was just 5k on me ,after the long back and forth and passing me about we agreed on 5k . They took me to a POS withdrawals shop that’s PAGA . I begged them to give me transport back home .
They said no I should add 500 to it so I’d get change back home . I sha added Cuz I wasn’t having it I just wanted to leave that place . The detained me unlawfully for almost 8hours , coerced me to write a fake statement , threatened me they’d lock me up.
This is the POLICE that they say is our friend https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚶🏿‍♂️" title="Gehender Mann (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Gehender Mann (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚶🏿‍♂️" title="Gehender Mann (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Gehender Mann (dunkler Hautton)">..the funniest thing is over there those guys ..they didn’t take anyone into the cell ..all they were bothered about is settle . Just money that’s all , this guys act like Pirates fucking bandits .
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