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They were pro heroes and
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli"> never really cared about popularity rankings (other than the official one where they constantly trying to top each other), UNTIL they were guests in this famous variety show. + https://twitter.com/noctoyuki/status/1314516834066919430">https://twitter.com/noctoyuki...
They were pro heroes and
+The show did a national scale questionnaire to determine which hero is more popular in each categories.
The number of categories thathttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision"> and https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli"> won were tied and the last category that’s about to be announced will become the tie breaker. +
The number of categories that
+It was popularity among children and of course, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli"> won. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision"> didn’t hate children, but he didn’t entertain them either, especially on the job where he wants everything to be as efficient as possible.+
+Whereas https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli"> was smiling too generously and all the children were smitten by him. That sly little shitty Deku, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision"> thought to himself. This is a shitty show and those results had nothing to do with his achievements as a hero.+
+But losing to https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli"> (even in the most pointless stuff) made https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision">’s whole body itched. So after the MCs were done with their BS commentaries about https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision"> needs to be more friendly or some shit, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision">raised his hand to interrupt. The staff were flustered because it’s not in the script+
+but the MC let him speak anyway.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision">: i want a rematch.
He said nonchalantly
MC: oh! Interesting. How are we gonna do this?
The MC is a pro, and this sounds like an idea that would increase the show rating.+
He said nonchalantly
MC: oh! Interesting. How are we gonna do this?
The MC is a pro, and this sounds like an idea that would increase the show rating.+
They were managed by the same hero agency so there’s no point in being a rival in these kind of entertainment rankings.
MC: competitive as always! Amazing! hero Deku, do you accept this challenge?
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli">’s head hurts. But he had no choice.
MC: competitive as always! Amazing! hero Deku, do you accept this challenge?
Since then,https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision"> would bring candies and snacks and start bribing the children. He would perform little firework using his quirk while the children stood in awe. Bribery is not heroic, Kacchan, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli"> thought to himself.
Next thing we know, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli"> signed a contract with one of the biggest theme parks and planning to start a collaboration merch. He will also be a guest in one of the theme park stage soon. It will only be for a 30 mins stage appeal to bigger children audience,+
AND doesn’t involve bribery (but still petty)
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision"> would sign a contract with the other big theme park AND went as far as appearing in the most famous children show on national TV.
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That episode hit the all time high rating.
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That episode hit the all time high rating.
They couldn’t reappear on the show within 2 months but the show kept their words and retook the questionnaire. This time https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision"> won by the slightest margin.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision"> was quite happy with the result, but https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli"> was PISSED. So he challenged https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision"> for a long term rematch. +
2 years, because there’s no way Kacchan could keep being “nice” to the children consistently for 2 years, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli"> said. The questionnaire can be done through 3rd party service or whatever. They’ll figure it out later.
Fast forward and both of them SOMEHOW own foster homes, schools, a https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli"> theme park, children hospital, and their own baby and children goods brand.
SOMEHOW “they” ended up moving to a big house and adopting children of their own, and because raising children alone is not possible for them, but it’s THEIR competition (where no one is allowed to intervene),+
they ended up registering as a family (they would refuse to call it marriage because they’re petty like that)
When their children reached legal age, they would hand them questionnaire asking which dad was their favorite.+
When their children reached legal age, they would hand them questionnaire asking which dad was their favorite.+
After their children were adults and lived on their own, https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli"> would then find other petty rivalries that no one cared (except for themselves) and they would always go plus ultra in trying to top each other.
Even during a cuddle (??) session after a long steamy NSFW deed, they would go
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision">: i won
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli">: no! I mean you’re great as always kacchan, but this time i won because— *mutter mutter mutter*
And thenhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💥" title="Symbol für eine Kollision" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für eine Kollision"> would go for another round to shut https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Brokkoli" aria-label="Emoji: Brokkoli"> up. The end.
And then
