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Fine, fine, I will buy a little Hades, as a treat
this is now a Hades reaction thread
apparently mythological muscles are very, *very* large
apparently mythological muscles are very, *very* large
Ah, hello Dionysus, god of tits and wine.
Game is dope. Have no idea what I’m doing, but combat feels good and crispy.
Also I died.
Also I died.
Update two: just like in fighting games, armor is HORSESHIT. I& #39;m coming for that ass next time.
Stupid bomber twins.
Stupid bomber twins.
"If I could take a minute of your time"
Aphrodite, unexpectedly:
I just got freed up by Megan Thee Stallion or whatever her name is.
Pro: Bow is real good for just...farming trash mobs.
Con: I can& #39;t scrap like I wanna. I& #39;m tryna throw hands
Pro: Bow is real good for just...farming trash mobs.
Con: I can& #39;t scrap like I wanna. I& #39;m tryna throw hands
Any time the game asks me to survive for :45
Armored Enemies, take 2:
I& #39;m getting some eerily similar vibes. And by vibes, I mean recurring nightmares...
I& #39;m getting some eerily similar vibes. And by vibes, I mean recurring nightmares...
I unlocked the shield thinking it was gonna be super wack. But really they got me out here like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3eqpcl2jwQ&ab_channel=Caj814">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, FRUIT VENDOR.
To the surprise of absolutely no one, I made my deepest run when I just exploded armored enemies.
Current mood now after spending more keys than the entire D-block:
Current mood now after spending more keys than the entire D-block:
Night 2: I found out what [redacted first boss item drop] does, and now I get to live my dreams:
![Night 2: I found out what [redacted first boss item drop] does, and now I get to live my dreams:](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkAv0hbWAAE2Rjm.png "Night 2: I found out what [redacted first boss item drop] does, and now I get to live my dreams:")
Salt: bow is bottom 1 weapon free. Holy crap is this thing actively unfun.
Editor& #39;s Note: it has come to my attention that the bow is indeed not bottom 1. However, much like One Piece, "it gets better later" seems to be the resounding sentiment. I& #39;ll report back in 72 game hours after I& #39;ve farmed enough mats to make it passable.
Screenshot taken directly from my current run in Asphodel
(they don& #39;t want me to win out here. I& #39;m just a lonely sword boy)
(they don& #39;t want me to win out here. I& #39;m just a lonely sword boy)
Current strategy: throw all my Nectar at the naked chick and the guy that encourages me to beat the shit outta everybody.
yes I& #39;m extremely predictable shut up
yes I& #39;m extremely predictable shut up
In case you were wondering how my night& #39;s going, I& #39;m going to order two hamburgers tomorrow.
100% pure Angus Beef. Preferably made from ancient cow-ard minotaurs.
100% pure Angus Beef. Preferably made from ancient cow-ard minotaurs.
I can& #39;t believe the game let me have three Mawaru at the same damn time. These Ares cast boons are kinda good.
Salty runback, more cowbell edition:
Bull. Shit.
I& #39;m going to bed before the sun comes up. I can slay some heroes after breffix.
Bull. Shit.
I& #39;m going to bed before the sun comes up. I can slay some heroes after breffix.
Morning mirror mood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFLSOIufuhM&ab_channel=DJKhaledVEVO">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
I put the 10 in 72-10. Finally hung an L on the bull& #39;s horns. I suppose the dude that was getting carried by that bull took an L too, but nobody cares about him.
