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aries - shut up LITERALLY shut up so stubborn always want their way and will never admit to being wrong they love to argue and theyre kinda v manipulative but not in a sneaky way more of an obvious and annoying way if ur an aries THE DOOR
taurus - i cant really generalize bc the ones i met arent all very similar but the family taurus i have are nice kinda rude sometimes the ones closer to my age are usually the popular girl kinda vibes but they dont have any standout qualities theyre just kinda there lol
gemini - as a gemini from what ive gathered we& #39;re not really evil or manipulative (other than 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍊" title="Mandarine" aria-label="Emoji: Mandarine"> and g eazy they can go fuck themselves) but we have debating qualities which makes us seem like that, other than that we& #39;re kinda too loud and obnxious but funny TBFH
cancer - really emotional but all emotions not just crying they easily get angry too they just kinda live emotions top level rather than chilling out
leo - there are two opposite leos in my class the girl is your typical stereotype leo but the guy is a total nerd shaves his hair always raises his hand in class so idk what to say ab leos really my rising is leo so i definitely identify w leo too
virgo - i really dont wanna be mean i love my auntie but the stereotypes are so true PLEASE calm down messes get organized spills get cleaned like relax its not that deep
libra - you guys have no qualities. literally no qualities i cannot think of a quality that makes me go oh theyre a libra. theyre kinda annoying tho
scorpio - i used to like them then one of they broke my heart now i hate you guys burn in hellhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">
sagittarius - fun fellas really i think out of my sun rising moon trio i identify most with my sag moon theyre just like insane LMAO i dont think my sag friends are ever fully okay but i get that because i am never truly okay either so
capricorn - go die u dont deserve any further descriptions
aquarius - also fun fellas two of my close friends are aquarius i do love them and theyre appearently my soulmates which makes sense bc i kinda like one of them UMM NEXT
pisces - very WEIRD lmao i dont know how else to describe you guys definitely not just sob stories they like cancer get angry very easily too one time my pisces cousin punched me at 3 am because i was making too much noise BYE
k end of thread i would like to remind everyone that my opinions are indeed objective and correct and u are what my description of you is.
