DETECTIVE GODRYGO
Exposing Freaks on FT:
[A THREAD]
I don’t usually do stuff like this, but I’m tired of seeing people make up tragic events to manipulate others on FT, just to get a bang tweet and some more interactions for their account. Disgusting behaviour imo & you can tell when people are just spewing bs.
Case #1: @OpenLaporte

So he sees something is seriously wrong with his brother & as I’m sure all of us would in such a serious situation, his natural reaction is to jump on Footy Twitter and update his anonymous followers... but why https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht">
With his dear brother in seemingly critical condition, what does he do? Within the same minute he’s again on his phone updating multiple people on his brother’s physical condition, when instead he could be checking up on him or providing relief.
With his dear brother in seemingly critical condition, what does he do? Within the same minute he’s again on his phone updating multiple people on his brother’s physical condition, when instead he could be checking up on him or providing relief.
With his dear brother in seemingly critical condition, what does he do? Within the same minute he’s again on his phone updating multiple people on his brother’s physical condition, when instead he could be checking up on him or providing relief.
Btw, “rigor mortis” is the process where a person’s skin colour turns blueish/purple & this happens about 2-6 hours after someone has died
Now even though his “brother” would’ve been dead for hours, he’s still unaware of his condition. Even the ambulance has already arrived & he’s still tweeting instead of bothering to check if his brother was breathing or had a pulse. Note he ignores when asked if he’s breathing.
Now even though his “brother” would’ve been dead for hours, he’s still unaware of his condition. Even the ambulance has already arrived & he’s still tweeting instead of bothering to check if his brother was breathing or had a pulse. Note he ignores when asked if he’s breathing.
Now even though his “brother” would’ve been dead for hours, he’s still unaware of his condition. Even the ambulance has already arrived & he’s still tweeting instead of bothering to check if his brother was breathing or had a pulse. Note he ignores when asked if he’s breathing.
His brother has now been pronounced “dead”.

Immediate reaction: let’s quote the original tweet for more interactions & announce it to FT https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Now put yourself in his shoes for this extremely traumatic event. You are the one find your brother dead & unconscious, with his body purple. The lad was in shock for a WHOLE 30 mins!
Him 31 mins later?
By the way, he still has 0 idea what happened to his brother. Was it an insect bite? Was it a shock from watching Man City defend? He doesn’t know (keep note of this)
Again put yourself in his shoes. Your dear brother has just tragically died suddenly. Would you be “glad he’s at peace” if you have no idea how he even died?
Again put yourself in his shoes. Your dear brother has just tragically died suddenly. Would you be “glad he’s at peace” if you have no idea how he even died?
Again put yourself in his shoes. Your dear brother has just tragically died suddenly. Would you be “glad he’s at peace” if you have no idea how he even died?
Remember how the ambulance came to “examine” his body? They came, pronounced him dead & just left it there. Instead of taking him to a hospital or a coroner to do a proper examination/autopsy they left it there for hours... now policemen have arrived to look at it?
I understand people cope with a death in different ways... but if you’re posting & receiving hundreds of comments about finding your brother in critical condition & instead of helping him you’re replying to those comments instantly, you’re either a liar or belong in a psych ward.
Get exposed & deactivate, always in that order https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤐" title="„Schweigen ist Gold“-Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: „Schweigen ist Gold“-Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥱" title="Gähnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Gähnendes Gesicht">
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Get exposed & deactivate, always in that order https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥱" title="Gähnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Gähnendes Gesicht">" title="Get exposed & deactivate, always in that order https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤐" title="„Schweigen ist Gold“-Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: „Schweigen ist Gold“-Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥱" title="Gähnendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Gähnendes Gesicht">">
I see this sort of thing pretty often on FT, it’s pretty easy to see when someone is genuine & when someone is just fishing for interactions.

I’ll do my best in the future to point out all the fakes & frauds on here, this is only the beginning, thanks https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌️" title="Siegeshand" aria-label="Emoji: Siegeshand">
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