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how to clean your ass properly : a thread made by someone who grew up in a muslim east african household for @trishapaytas
now to prep make sure you have a plastic watering can without a nuzzle or any kind of lid ( or you’re near a sink ) and have nice , soft toilet paper nearby . onto the cleansing of the asshole
step 1 : get three - four folds of toilet paper and dampen it , it can’t be too wet !
step 2 : wipe you’re bootyhole and if there’s too much shit on the tissue paper get another three - four folds and repeat
step 3 : continue to do step one and step two until there is nothing left in your bootyhole ( might take 6 - 10 times with the kind of food that you eat )
step 4 : now get three - four rolls of DRY toilet paper and don’t ( DONT ! ) dampen it . wipe yo bootyhole dry .
step 5 : wash your hands ( and your nails since you have really long nails - actually come to think of it use more toilet paper rolls to protect your nails from having any shit on them ! ) thoroughly and then dry them .
step 6 : you’re done ! congrats you now have a clean bootyhole ! do the same for your coochie as well it’s very helpful /srs
now this is optional but a lot of people also just use their hands for this however i personally find that disgusting so i don’t .
end of thread !! if you haven’t been doing this already please take the advice it’s gonna get you very far in life in terms of hygiene i promise !!
