STORY TIME this is gonna be partially weird so buckle in
I, folks, am trying out Bumble, right. But OBVIOUSLY it& #39;s under a false name with photos of me where my face is partially hidden and absolutely no links to my social media or any other identifiers. I only tell people my
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name when we exchange numbers/Insta handles.
So there& #39;s this random dude i matched with when i first tried out the dating mode, back when i didn& #39;t know how to unmatch. This dude tried doing the mental manipulation thing w/ me k oh i am sad lonely depressed, wanna be friends?
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I kept said dude at a distance. Barely talked to him and only sent one word replies so he& #39;d get the hint and disappear, and his chat go buried under the others so i forgot about him.
Yesterday, this dude, asks me about @usmantm Midnight Doorways (pls don& #39;t hate me rn) &
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whether i designed the cover & how can he preorder it. OBVIOUSLY by instinct i tell him where to preorder it ( https://www.usmanmalik.org/ ">https://www.usmanmalik.org/">... in case you& #39;re wondering and you haven& #39;t) and it only occurs to me later that wait... i haven& #39;t told this guy what I do have it?
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I scroll through our chat to see that yes indeed, I never mentioned what I did to this guy let alone my projects... now obviously the most logical reason is he is either mutuals with someone i know and recognised me or he took screenshots of my photos and did a
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reverse google search cause you know im kind of famous... clearly...
yeah, don& #39;t worry i& #39;m fine BUT HEY IF THIS RANDO WANTS THE BOOK THEN YOU, YES YOU MY BEAUTIFUL TWITTER FRIEND, YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY HAVE THIS BOOK
Preorder Midnight Doorways -> https://usmanmalik.org/ 
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is this the publicity stunt I or anyone in the team wanted? Is this the story we wanted to tell? hell no. But i take this as a sign that i was destined to guide people to preorder this book and i will live up to those expectations or be damned or both idk let& #39;s see
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also yeah #midnightdoorways coming in Feb yes i say this as i& #39;m setting the book so don& #39;t argue with me preorder the book
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