first of all, she’s been a fan of your coffee creamer for years!
she’s practically promoting your product to me in our DMs nonstop
she gets excited over new flavor drops and buys the biggest sizes you sell
again, she adores you
she uses your products over facetime— the best type of promo tbh!
she practically loves you all more than she loves me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☹️" title="Stirnrunzelndes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Stirnrunzelndes Gesicht">
she is willing to sp@m her moots’ timelines by retweeting your tweets
she gets sad when you follow others instead of her
she interacts with all of your tweets!
she even has your notifs on :0 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔔" title="Glocke" aria-label="Emoji: Glocke">
end of thread— but not the end of lee’s love for coffee mate! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😀" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☕️" title="Heißgetränk" aria-label="Emoji: Heißgetränk">

please also stream walls https://open.spotify.com/album/4F4wlAmPyUVCyISxlePFL9?si=FKroO6TmRZSqcEVQ6Cm_lQ">https://open.spotify.com/album/4F4...
also it’s 3 am and no one should be talking about coffee at 3 am https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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