Anybody dog anal glands expel themselves ???
Well first if you haven’t had the pleasure, it smells horrible !
So I’m laid up with shawty , watching Snowfall. Like a RN do. My dog on the floor doing dog stuff.
So I’m chillin, life is good. Then I get a whiff of this stank https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😷" title="Gesicht mit Mundschutz" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Mundschutz">
Now I’m lookin at shawty thinking no way... it can’t be ....
Now before I make a scene I have to be sure? I have to make sure this girl didn’t come to MY HOUSE , with no https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐟" title="Fisch" aria-label="Emoji: Fisch"> COOCHIE!
Turns out it was just my dog https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht">
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