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scene:
you are dead
in a stunning surprise, saint peter appears in front of you, outside what appears to be a modern, glass walled, airily lit and expansive conference room
saint peter invites you in
saint peter: hi dan. can I call you dan? we’re going to do a retrospective.
you are dead
in a stunning surprise, saint peter appears in front of you, outside what appears to be a modern, glass walled, airily lit and expansive conference room
saint peter invites you in
saint peter: hi dan. can I call you dan? we’re going to do a retrospective.
dan: uhhh—
saint peter smiles beatifically
saint peter: fantastic. call me peter.
saint peter gently slides three stacks of differently colored
dan: these are uh-
saint peter smiles beatifically
saint peter: fantastic. call me peter.
saint peter gently slides three stacks of differently colored
dan: these are uh-
peter: yes, you’re right. post-it notes. they’re very good! we’ve tried other brands and methods of course but these always turn out best.
dan: uhhhhh
a whiteboard appears. confusingly, it is both very big (i.e. infinite) and yet also fits in the conference room
dan: uhhhhh
a whiteboard appears. confusingly, it is both very big (i.e. infinite) and yet also fits in the conference room
peter: okay dan, let’s get started. what do you think went well about your life?
silence
dan: i’m in the bad place, aren’t i
silence
dan: i’m in the bad place, aren’t i
a beat
peter: oh no, not at all! this is most definitely the good place, dan
dan: but-
peter smiles even more beatifically
peter leans in and whispers: dan, they do it with jira there
peter: oh no, not at all! this is most definitely the good place, dan
dan: but-
peter smiles even more beatifically
peter leans in and whispers: dan, they do it with jira there
Okay, thanks everyone, I’m here all week!
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