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Fleabag as the acute medicine consultant, a thread
When the medical director tells you about a patient that "absolutely must be admitted"
When the patient actually tells you their story about the problem
When ED informs you that you will be datixed for today& #39;s breaches
When no one laughs at your joke at grand rounds
When you& #39;re about to discharge a patient but discover a D-dimer had been sent for no reason
When you talk to urology about the patient with the kidney stone that& #39;s somehow ended up on AAU
When the urologist tells you they& #39;ll take over the patient
When the professor of highly complex Medicine comes with his registrar
When the patient you& #39;re post taking suddenly vomits a litre of blood
When neuro diagnoses something rare that you& #39;ve suspected but didn& #39;t write down because it& #39;s so rare
When someone asks "You don& #39;t fancy doing the weekend as well do you?"
When you walk into handover at 09:10 and it hasn& #39;t started yet
When the critical care consultant arrives just a teensy bit too late
