Interesting baby facts.

Babies don& #39;t know their birthdays. Even though they should damn well remember, since it did happen recently. No? How can you be born yesterday and not remember?

Babies don& #39;t know they are alive. Do you know how ridiculous that is? They breathe, they move, they eat. But they don& #39;t know that it& #39;s possible not to be able to do those things.

Babies don& #39;t have sense. Did you know that by law, you have to wait several years before assuming a baby can be sensible enough to be held responsible for their actions? The damn law says that. Let that sink in.