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GP Media tips about Catholicism for use in the coming SCOTUS confirmation hearings:
1. Catholics all carry rosaries which are actually transceivers whereby they can receive orders from the Pope.
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1. Catholics all carry rosaries which are actually transceivers whereby they can receive orders from the Pope.
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2. Catholics believe the consecrated host and wine contain Jesus literally. Thus, Catholics celebrate a weekly human sacrifice and consume the corpse, thereby getting rid of the evidence of their crimes against humanity.
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3. Catholics don& #39;t eat meat ever because they& #39;re freaks who hate America.
4. The Knights of Columbus are a Catholic Klan who ride around beating women who are sexually active outside marriage and murdering those who get abortions.
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4. The Knights of Columbus are a Catholic Klan who ride around beating women who are sexually active outside marriage and murdering those who get abortions.
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4. Y& #39;know those bingo games in the parish hall? The soldiers of Rome (ed. -- priests) are auctioning off Protestant women into white slavery to fund their dark magic.
5. No one is willingly Catholic. They& #39;re duped by the magic incense and free weekly booze. Like Jonestown.
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5. No one is willingly Catholic. They& #39;re duped by the magic incense and free weekly booze. Like Jonestown.
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6. All those statues are representations of demons they actually worship, used in their black magic to unleash Satan and his minions on the world.
7. Anyone who& #39;s Catholic school educated has a brand on their nether regions showing they& #39;re owned by the Vatican.
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7. Anyone who& #39;s Catholic school educated has a brand on their nether regions showing they& #39;re owned by the Vatican.
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8. Joe Biden is (allegedly) a Catholic so media can shut right the f*ck up about how evil Catholics are and God help any of you asshats in media who go anti-Catholic in the confirmation hearing because you will pay a heavy price in this life and the next.
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