Y& #39;all. WAIT.

Paris Hilton... Hilton hotels...

WHY HAVE I NEVER CONNECTED THOSE DOTS????????

Paris THEE Hilton is an actual Hilton. Bitch. Did y& #39;all know this???

I can& #39;t believe y& #39;all are attacking me like I was supposed to just automatically know this information

Y& #39;all keep talking about my age. I& #39;m 25. Which means yes, I& #39;m old enough to have known this information lmao. But I didn& #39;t. So fuck off.

I love how y& #39;all are acting like Paris Hilton is a Sojourner goddamn Truth. I was 8 when that show came out. I was watching fucking SpongeBob. Leave me alone. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel"> I& #39;m muting this