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My life is mostly me making jokes about my bald head and making everyone uncomfortable.
I& #39;m in distress and my three hairs agree with me.
You& #39;d think my life is damaged. Wait until you see my hair.
What do you mean you have nice hair? I barely have it.
My hair partition is wider than the distance between bureaucracy to democracy.
There& #39;s more hair on my mustache than on my brows.
My brows need stronger hoes.
My hair is all over my house except my head, so I decided to be all over twitter except real life.
