court in 19 minutes, in the case of "one hobo farmer vs an illegal 4,800 square foot industrial building"
opposing attorneys are embarrassing themselves
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lots of table pounding https://twitter.com/mikethegratest/status/1305881669157748742">https://twitter.com/mikethegr...
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Other attorney made several arguments that helped my case.

What& #39;s the etiquette here? Do I tip him, or just make sure that Christmas bonus is nice?
5/

Neighbor decided to make a statement.

UTTERLY DESTROYED his chance of ever getting a variance.

"I could have built the barn somewhere else within the legal setbacks, but then I would have either had to move my propane tank, or pay money to have the electric line moved"
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Not really.

There& #39;s a 5 point test, other party has to win every single one of the five points. One is "hardship". Which has a definition. And "I& #39;d have to move a 200 lb propane tank on a handtruck and that might take me 30 minutes"...whew lads. https://twitter.com/KJTwitty/status/1305899930897321984">https://twitter.com/KJTwitty/...
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Indeed. And as hard as the variance procedure is, if you violate a Cease & Desist, and build anyway, then you can& #39;t apply for a variance but for an equitable waiver of dimensional requirements, which is even harder. https://twitter.com/DJSchreffler/status/1305900286196813827">https://twitter.com/DJSchreff...
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Thank you, Mrs Walker! https://twitter.com/dw71glox/status/1305900644306489348">https://twitter.com/dw71glox/...
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