Thread of things people say/do that make me wonder why these people are allowed to drive:
Customer: my car feels like it& #39;s driving weird, the tire light has been on for a while
Me: *checks pressure, sees it& #39;s at 20 psi, relays it to customer*
C: wow that& #39;s low, how often should I put air?
Me: once a month
Customer: oh I haven& #39;t done it since I got them a year ago
Customer: my engine sounds weird
Me: *checks oil, sees it& #39;s sludge, pitch black, tells them*
C: so I should change my oil?
Me: Well, yea...
C: oh i havent done it since I bought the car
Me: when was that?
C: 2017
Customer: my car is wobbling
Me: *checks tires, sees 6 lug tires only have 3 lugs*
C: i didn& #39;t know we needed all of them?
Customer: my wiper fluid isn& #39;t coming out, I think something is loose
Me: pops hood, sees no fluid is in the canister
C: we have to put something in there, I thought it just comes out
Customer: when it rains my wipers don& #39;t get anything off the windshield
Me: *sees there& #39;s no rubber on the blade*
Customer: well how am I supposed to know these things need to be changed?
Customer: hi so I got work done on my car and since then it& #39;s really hard to see outside my vehicle at night I think the lights were messed with
Me: what did you have done?
C: my windows got tinted
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