A few tweets ages ago earned me the ire of some anti-shippers. While muting the initial handful is satisfying it& #39;s still ongoing, for my moots as well. So I& #39;m just gonna thread this out & annoy the crazies who were dropped on their heads as infants.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€“" title="Nerd-Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nerd-Gesicht">

Hi Anti-Shipper,
a thread
If you think about it,shippers are basically people who spend a good part of their day wishing for/imagining the happiness of other people.Literally,their joy is abt SOMEONE ELSE finding joy. In a self-absorbed world,that& #39;s a beautiful thing. To hate it is tragic on many levels.
You call it toxic. You use that term a lot. But toxic is RELATIVE. To you, shipper statements are annoying. To me your lack of a sense of humor, the godlike worship of your idol and the imposition of your definition of "proper fan behavior" is annoying. Baffling. Toxic.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht">
The difference between us is-- I don& #39;t mind you at all. I truly DGF. So why can& #39;t you leave shipper content for shippers alone? You keep giving unsolicited reactions to shipper content w/ varying degrees of hostility from disdain to hatred --I mean seriously. WDYGF?! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
I& #39;ve never gone to a non-ship/anti-ship acct & made negative comments. I& #39;ve never minded or given attention to retweeted anti-ship posts. And I don& #39;t butt in on threads with people I don& #39;t share anything in common with. You should try it sometime.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€—" title="Umarmendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Umarmendes Gesicht">
Because for someone who hates shippers so much, you spend an awful lot of time on the goddam ship. Shippers don& #39;t start anything. Shippers by default only care about shipping. They stay in their lanes UNTIL they& #39;re provoked.
You come into their playground like a bully, drag them to your space by displaying their ship content intended for OTHER SHIPPERS, call them all sorts of names & expect them to shut up. You throw a punch and expect not to get your nose bloodied? Are you from Mars?
Shippers annoy you. I get it. Get over it. No one is forcing you to get on board. You say it& #39;s delusion? That& #39;s perfectly fine. You can talk about how delusional shippers are w/ your like-minded friends. We. Don& #39;t. Care. About. You. So. Why. Do. You. Care. About. Us?
Why do you want US to care about what YOU think? Why do you go through the effort of letting a shipper know what& #39;s in your head-- when literally no one is asking?

*crickets*

No one. Is asking.
See. For every "Please get married & have babies!" comment that ticks you off, is a shipper who& #39;s eyes hurt from scrolling through the heart emoji showers from fans who want to be wives. But we don& #39;t mind. Go ahead! We can all be happy in our ships, even if yours star you.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">
And even if that& #39;s not fair, even if OIMC doesn& #39;t apply to you--the point is don& #39;t crash a party you& #39;re not invited to,

make a mess,

and then expect no reactions from the ones who were invited.

The mute & block button is your friend. Use it. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😘" title="Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Kusshand zuwerfendes Gesicht">
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