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Hi, this is Poppy not Poopy!

lookatmenadine

hi, Nadine. what& #39;s up?

welcome to this super silly account made by a silly guy for a silly girl he has been crushed on.

assalamualaikum...

please make sure to greet me back. and now, may I continue?

in this thread you will be guided by a little friend, her name is Poppy. why is she Poppy? because Poopy stinks. you might not like it.

so, Poppy, this is Nadine. and Nadine, this is Poppy.

[ Poppy : H-hello!!!!!

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😻" title="Grinsendes Katzengesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Katzengesicht mit herzförmigen Augen"> ]

now, you should hold Poppy& #39;s hand before joining this adventure. she will take care of you during the trip, don& #39;t worry.

see you later.

( voice changes. just imagine the cutest sound of kitten would have. )

ehem. clears throat.

h-hi, Nadine. I am here to guide you to this silly trip. please sit bacc and, and don& #39;t b-be nervoooous and breathe properly, o-okay?g

get ready, Nadine! boss told me to be nice to you... so I don& #39;t bite, nyaw.

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we& #39;re gonna fly hiiiiiiigh be careful don& #39;t be scared. we& #39;ll be arrived in a second.

WUUUZZZZ.

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