Oh, Buddha, this is a delusional psychotic fugue, a rambling waffling barrel of fatuous gibberish... Stop him someone, please... This sounds like a sermon by a slightly drunk high school teacher who has just been made redundant...

Oh no, now he& #39;s talking about the bus leaving the station, and forcing people to get on the bus, whether they want to or not ...which sounds like national cabinet is planning a series of kidnappings...

What...? Sorry... I dropped off there, his voice is such a dreary monotone... #DroneMo Now he& #39;s threatening that "we may have to live with this for years!" Does he mean this press conference? It already feels like months and it& #39;s only been minutes...

"No Covid In Christchurch." Now there& #39;s the title for a warm and fuzzy family drama the ABC might like to develop. I& #39;m seeing Rebecca Gibney and Sam Neil... It writes itself... "We found our way through..." is the tag line... Oh, good, he& #39;s stopped talking... #mettacast

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