It& #39;s so hard for us small accounts ://

Every day I wake up crying. When I don& #39;t get a notification I refuse to eat for days. My mother bangs on my door asking me to stop using her credit card to buy bags of rice that I stomp on and crush to pieces, but I will not stop.
They are the souls of the people who don& #39;t follow me. So far I am on 1056 bags of rice. I have bitten holes in my keyboard after looking at my twitter follower count. I will absorb twitter in its entirety and take all the followers. You cannot hide them from me.
I am clinically insane. One time someone unfollowed me so I threw my phone in a river and swam to retrieve it. I think the water I swallowed in my desperation still resides in my lungs. Everything bad that has ever happened to me is the result of being a small account.
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