This is not a drill.
Not at all:

My new planetary data storage archive/hard drive needs a name. An animal name. It has to start with the letter “P”.

For reference, current named drives are:
Marlin
Narwhal
Otter

Now: P______________

3…2…1….go.
Holy crap.

This is as close to "viral" as I& #39;ve probably ever gotten and talk about the law of unintended consequences.

Gonna have to have a poll.

Current favorite:
Pangolin. They& #39;re just goddamn fantastic.

But...puffins, oh my. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">

Stay tuned for online voting the easy way!
Ah crap I also had had pet piranhas once.

Raised them from babies.

They got way too fierce. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Denkendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Denkendes Gesicht">
“Panther” is now also on the official list.

For very obvious reasons.
I cannot believe I didn’t think of “porg.”

WTF.

The list is getting filled nicely.

Voting soon maybe. Or I’ll just choose.
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