This is sending me because I really went from “I can’t squirt” to squirting seven times in one sexual encounter.

(We slept on the floor.) https://twitter.com/ozzyetomi/status/1299423409219211268">https://twitter.com/ozzyetomi...

This babe really fell asleep with her face between my thighs. And woke me up 2 hours later with tongue push-ups. I literally lost my voice calling on Jesus. Poor guy was just trying to mind his business on a Friday night.

I never went back because it’s not me that somebody will kill. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

Someone that removed her clothes only to don the spirit of wickedness immediately. Off cloth, turn evil spirit. Looked me dead in the eye and said, “Spread.”

Me: