https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♈️" title="Widder" aria-label="Emoji: Widder"> ARIES—

- when a humble bard
- graced a ride along
- with geralt of rivia
- along came this song
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♉️" title="Stier" aria-label="Emoji: Stier"> TAURUS—

- when the white wolf fought
- a silver tongued devil
- his army of elves
- and hooves did they revel
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♊️" title="Zwilling" aria-label="Emoji: Zwilling"> GEMINI—

- they came after me
- with masterful deceit
- broke down my lute and
- they kicked in my teeth
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♋️" title="Krebs" aria-label="Emoji: Krebs"> CANCER—

- while the devil’s horns
- minced our tender meat
- and so cried the witcher
- “he can’t be bleat!”
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♌️" title="Löwe" aria-label="Emoji: Löwe"> LEO—

- toss a coin to your witcher
- o valley of plenty!
- o valley of plenty!
- toss a coin to your witcher
- o valley of plenty!
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♍️" title="Jungfrau" aria-label="Emoji: Jungfrau"> VIRGO—

- at the edge of the world
- fight the mighty horn
- that bashes and breaks you
- and brings you to mourn
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♎️" title="Waage" aria-label="Emoji: Waage"> LIBRA—

- he thrust every elf
- far back on the shelf
- high up on the mountain
- from whence it came
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♏️" title="Skorpion" aria-label="Emoji: Skorpion"> SCORPIO—

- he wiped out our pest
- got kicked in the chest
- he’s a friend of humanity
- so give him the rest
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♐️" title="Schütze" aria-label="Emoji: Schütze"> SAGITTARIUS—

- that’s my epic tale
- our champion prevailed
- defeated the villain
- now pour him some ale
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♑️" title="Steinbock" aria-label="Emoji: Steinbock"> CAPRICORN—

- toss a coin to your witcher
- o valley of plenty
- o valley of plenty
- toss a coin to your witcher
- a friend of humanity
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♒️" title="Wassermann" aria-label="Emoji: Wassermann"> AQUARIUS—

- toss a coin to your witcher
- o valley of plenty
- o valley of plenty
- toss a coin to your witcher
- a friend of humanity
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="♓️" title="Fische" aria-label="Emoji: Fische"> PISCES—

- toss a coin to your witcher
- o valley of plenty
- o valley of plenty
- toss a coin to your witcher
- a friend of humanity
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