Leave this kid for 10 seconds, she slides a stool over, opens up the cupboard, and starts double fisting cookies at 7am #whatever @MariaMa43613976

Italian cookies had no chance

Nor did Nutella sticks

@MariaMa43613976: “I need you to bring the carpet cleaner down for me after your call”

Currently looking for a “eating with your feet” section on the WHO/CDC websites. I mean.....not sure where we go from here #watchuswingit https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Ausdrucksloses Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Ausdrucksloses Gesicht">